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bimmylee on 11 February 2010

There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin. The whole thing sounds pretty fabricated.



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stof on 11 February 2010
Slimebeast said:
Fake.

Ask a mod to close the thread please, thread has misleading title.

Incorrect response Slimebeast. Provided the original story is funny (and I think this one gives a chuckle), the correct thing to do is respond as if you believe the story, but to give a serious response in the same satirical vain as the story itself. This allows the thread to not go on living a healthy, funny life as other silly people don't get it.



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O-D-C on 11 February 2010

I sleep very well

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Rath on 11 February 2010

Fucking hell, I can't believe he's still alive. At least he must have had wet dreams or something right? Keep those parents away from him and he'll probably be alright. End of the abstinence from masturbating at least =P



Khuutra on 11 February 2010

This is what children nowadays need to know!

Playing diddly with yourself is the DEVIL!



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leo-j on 12 February 2010

its called having a wet dream, when you don't masterbate, you ejaculate, no matter what, it will come out.



 

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Sephiroth357 on 12 February 2010
axumblade said:
wait.....I thought dsister44 was from North Carolina? What was he doing in Colorado Springs?

 

I couldn't resist.




KingFate on 12 February 2010

PTSD from masturbating, that is what I call hardcore. I can't imagine what the hell he was thinking. In all honesty I could see why he went insane if his favorite movie at sixteen is Toy Story 2...



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famousringo on 12 February 2010

This reads like it's from the Landover Baptist Church.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/sex.html



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Slimebeast on 12 February 2010
stof said:
Slimebeast said:
Fake.

Ask a mod to close the thread please, thread has misleading title.

Incorrect response Slimebeast. Provided the original story is funny (and I think this one gives a chuckle), the correct thing to do is respond as if you believe the story, but to give a serious response in the same satirical vain as the story itself. This allows the thread to not go on living a healthy, funny life as other silly people don't get it.

You bring up valid points, but I don't fully agree with you. I would agree though if some conditions were met first (like the OP being aware of it's satirical nature, and that there wouldn't be proportionally too many of these jokes addressing one specific target in society. And maybe even question the motives of the one creating the satire).

I'll meditate on it.