I can't wait to get this game, im buying it now.

Squilliam said: Oh Rainbird, if you were somehow living here we could play this game together on my Bravia. Thats practically marriage!

I'd want my marriage to be like that! When can I move in?!

Rainbird said: Squilliam said: Oh Rainbird, if you were somehow living here we could play this game together on my Bravia. Thats practically marriage! I'd want my marriage to be like that! When can I move in?!

Do you like them big? I have 53" of hard TV. Oh oh oh oh um you can move in next week!

Squilliam said: Rainbird said: Squilliam said: Oh Rainbird, if you were somehow living here we could play this game together on my Bravia. Thats practically marriage! I'd want my marriage to be like that! When can I move in?! Do you like them big? I have 53" of hard TV. Oh oh oh oh um you can move in next week!

Can it do stereoscopic 3D? :o

Rainbird said: Squilliam said: Rainbird said: Squilliam said: Oh Rainbird, if you were somehow living here we could play this game together on my Bravia. Thats practically marriage! I'd want my marriage to be like that! When can I move in?! Do you like them big? I have 53" of hard TV. Oh oh oh oh um you can move in next week! Can it do stereoscopic 3D? :o

Well sometimes. It depends on what day of the month it is.

Squilliam said: Rainbird said: Squilliam said: Rainbird said: Squilliam said: Oh Rainbird, if you were somehow living here we could play this game together on my Bravia. Thats practically marriage! I'd want my marriage to be like that! When can I move in?! Do you like them big? I have 53" of hard TV. Oh oh oh oh um you can move in next week! Can it do stereoscopic 3D? :o Well sometimes. It depends on what day of the month it is.

Oh... I see... Well, you know... Our relationship wasn't working out anyway.

Squil. I think we should take a break. 

We can share the custody for Kantor though! (No way I'll raise that boy on my own! )

Im terribly sorry. Maybe I can make it up to you and reunite the family with a 60" 3D ready LED LCD Bravia? But until that time I understand, its probably best he spends the first half of the year here when there are no good Xbox 360 games to play, it tears me up inside to know how much of an addict to the Xbox hes become. If he could inject it, he probably would...

The second half of the year he ought to spend with you. Im hoping that GT5 will set the boy straight and he needs his mommy with him for that.

Well... come back when you have it.

And I can't believe you would have him for the first half year with the "no good games"-excuse. LIES! What do you call this then?! Or this?!?!

You probably just want to show him all these violent videogames, and have fun watching him go on a rampage! IS THAT IT?! HUH?! You can show him that children's game you're going to get, but that's it!

You know what... You're not capable of raising this boy. I'll have to do it myself. I'm going to shove GT5 with speedlimits down his throat until he can't drive without a dualshock in his hands! It's going to be all Flower and Wii Sports after that!

HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!?111+1+

The judge will give me the custody. See you in court, you bastard. Now goodbye, forever!

*cries*

The boy needs a good strong male figure in his life at all times. Im not about to let my son be raised to think that he can kill evil creatures with light, or that he needs to sneak up behind people like a girl. I want him to know the right way to deal with his problems!

So whether or not im in his life, I need to know theres a strong male figure like Kratos to look up to. I can accept that you believe I may not be fit to raise the boy without a 60" Bravia, but I hope you can accept that without me he needs someone like Kratos to show him how to deal with his problems. Thats the least I can do, if im to be no longer a regular part of his life.

I can accept that. I'll get him a 1:1 plastic Kratos, so we both can pretend that Kratos is his real father. 

He'll never know who you are.

But still, I'll see you in court. I've always wanted a trial!