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You haven't seen the Sony fanboys that write this dreck.

http://www.urmrgay.com/

Some of the things stated in there make me think it's a joke, but some other stuff just screams, "I'm pathetic and I'm serious!"

 

Discuss.



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Who said the fanboys here were bad? We have one of the most mature gaming sites I've ever seen.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

indeed we do, i really want to hug all the fanboys on here, cause on here they are so danm smart and mature, and use LOGICAL ARGUMENTS
i dont know how many times on GT forums, ive just been told

"your retarded" and i think thats the most logical reponse ive ever gotten



                 With regard to Call of Duty 4 having an ultra short single player campaign, I guess it may well have been due to the size limitations of DVD on the XBox 360, one of various limitations multi-platform game designers will have to take into consideration-Mike B   

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Game trailers-Halo 3 only dissapointed the people who wanted to be dissapointed.

Bet with Harvey Birdman that Lost Odyssey will sell more then Blue dragon did.

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It's mainly just an attention-getter title. The point's the site.



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It doesn't lead anywhere.



 

 

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You're taking that shit seriously? Really?



MontanaHatchet said:
It doesn't lead anywhere.

 Fixed.



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Deviation59 said:
You're taking that shit seriously? Really?

 I wouldn't, but they don't come across as extreme enough to be satirical. 



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I think this tell us it is all a joke:

#8 MYTH: Wiimote is a New and Innovative Controller
FACT: There is NOTHING Innovative About Wiimote

Sony created the most innovative controller ever with the Sixaxis for PS3. Nintendo did nothing more than copy Sony’s Sixaxis motion controls for Wii and they copied it very poorly. The Wiimote’s deficiencies really show in games like Madden where the game is nearly unplayable using the Wiimote. Meanwhile Sony has released games like Heavenly Sword which use the Sixaxis to create an awesome gaming experience. There is nothing fun or innovative about the Wiimote.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

It's obviously a joke, but not even done right.  SDF was way funnier and even tricked people for a while early on.  Here are the dead giveaways:

Giveaway 1:

#6 MYTH: Nintendo Wii Costs Just $249.99
FACT: Wii Costs a WHOLE LOT MORE… Maybe Even THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS MORE


Giveaway 2:

#
PS3 AAA Exclusives

    * RESISTANCE: FALL OF MAN
    * MOTORSTORM
    * SUPER RUB A DUB
    * SUPER STARDUST HD
    * NINJA GAIDEN SIGMA
    * WARHAWK
    * LAIR
    * HEAVENLY SWORD*

* Denotes AAA+++ Exculsive

#
Wii / 360 AAA Exclusives

(crickets)




They listed Super Rub a Dub as a AAA exclusive, and conveniently left out the obvious amazing exclusives of the Wii and 360.  They count Ninja Gaiden Sigma as an exclusive when it's yet another boring rehash of the same old game.  They even spelled exclusive wrong.  I don't trust anybody that can't proofread.



And then this, giveaway 3:


#3 MTYH: Nintendo Wii is Great For Kids
FACT: Nintendo Wii Subjects Kids to Hidden GAY PROPAGANDA

Why Nintendo? Why hide a secret “UR MR GAY” message on the box of your latest Super Mario game? This latest move by Nintendo is just sickening. Many kids will be buying Super Mario Galaxy expecting to get a great game… instead they will be told that they are GAY. There’s no defending Nintendo on this one. They intentionally put this message on the box of their game, it’s NO COINCIDENCE. Does this sound like a great console for kids?



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