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It's obviously a joke, but not even done right.  SDF was way funnier and even tricked people for a while early on.  Here are the dead giveaways:

Giveaway 1:

#6 MYTH: Nintendo Wii Costs Just $249.99
FACT: Wii Costs a WHOLE LOT MORE… Maybe Even THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS MORE


Giveaway 2:

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PS3 AAA Exclusives

    * RESISTANCE: FALL OF MAN
    * MOTORSTORM
    * SUPER RUB A DUB
    * SUPER STARDUST HD
    * NINJA GAIDEN SIGMA
    * WARHAWK
    * LAIR
    * HEAVENLY SWORD*

* Denotes AAA+++ Exculsive

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Wii / 360 AAA Exclusives

(crickets)




They listed Super Rub a Dub as a AAA exclusive, and conveniently left out the obvious amazing exclusives of the Wii and 360.  They count Ninja Gaiden Sigma as an exclusive when it's yet another boring rehash of the same old game.  They even spelled exclusive wrong.  I don't trust anybody that can't proofread.



And then this, giveaway 3:


#3 MTYH: Nintendo Wii is Great For Kids
FACT: Nintendo Wii Subjects Kids to Hidden GAY PROPAGANDA

Why Nintendo? Why hide a secret “UR MR GAY” message on the box of your latest Super Mario game? This latest move by Nintendo is just sickening. Many kids will be buying Super Mario Galaxy expecting to get a great game… instead they will be told that they are GAY. There’s no defending Nintendo on this one. They intentionally put this message on the box of their game, it’s NO COINCIDENCE. Does this sound like a great console for kids?



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.