Douchenozzle supreme Phil Spencer?

Used car salesman Jack Tretton?

Motherfucking Reggie?

Or someone else entirely?
Once upon a time I probably would have gone with Reggie and his impossibly shiny chin, but after E3 Spencer gets my vote. He has always seemed like the dudebro stereotype made flesh, but his smarmy, squinty slimeball demeanor on stage literally made my skin crawl. I can still see it when I blink.











