Buttons are great. I love them. I love when I play games with them. They offer precise, accurate input that works every time. The problem is that they don't simulate your chosen actions on screen, only initiate them. Sometimes you want a little more immerson. Something more visceral.
Well now...we have it.
http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2012/10/12/sce-patents-tongue-control-play-playstation-with-your
-mouth/
SCE Patents ‘Tongue Control’, Play PlayStation With Your Mouth
After the control input has been established, the computer program may perform an action based on the control input as illustrated at 605. By way of example, and not by way of limitation, this action may be the movement of an object associated with a virtual environment created by the computer program.
You see, Sony understand us. They know we all have waifus. They know we all have sexual urges. And that is why they're getting primed to implement this glorious nipponese technology into our lives. I'm tired of living a lie. Of pretending I don't want hot makeout sessions with sexy virtual characters. Now, with this new technology, Ero games will finally receive the revival they have been begging, no screaming out for. This could be a new golden age, all thanks to based Sony.
My waifu is ready.
Is yours?
