I was just about to ask whether you switched accounts again

Do you have spider powers now?

I'd say this sentence would've been a good indicator: "But this little embodiment of evil shot me with spider sperm and I have a nasty, puss filled, itchy, watery, red eyeball."

ow and let me scare the shit out of you:

Brown Recluse Spider Bite: Nikki Perez Almost Blinded In Texas
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/brown-recluse-takes-ear_n_1342319.html

Go to the doctor.

150!? I'm used to free health care, forgot it costs money... in that case... google your symptoms to see what's up. 

You Americans... no offence, but having health care forced upon you might not be that bad... Sure I think it blows because I'm practically never sick or have accidents, but in some cases it could save you lot of money.

Agreed. If it was a Brown Recluse spider, those guys are nothing to screw around with.

On a side note. I had a friend in high school get bit by a hobo spider on his arm. After a few days the skin on his arm started dying and it made him smell like death for about a week until the skin, about the size of a golfball, fell out. Leaving a crater in his arm for a while.

Uh.....spider-web isn't sperm....