Nyko Wii accessory

[your mother]

Saiyar said:

http://kotaku.com/gaming/e307/hands+on-with-nykos-e3-accessories-277984.php

It holds beers and crisps (chips for americans)! Screw the Wiiboard this is the greatest gaming accessory ever! 

It's definitely something that will contribute to your "posts made in an inebriated state"!