Tailgunner on 10 July 2008
First you get a large bagel. Then, take two bites out of the inner ring directly across from each other. Jam your Wii remote into the two notches you have created. Voila! Hey! Presto! Your very own Wii wheel. Can be shellaced to prolong use.
"This is the deep-dish, delicious irony endured by the Nintendo stalwart: to see their platform of choice ascendant, even as their bright God turns his face away."
Tycho Brahe
