Anybody who knew who Donald J. for Jackass Trump was before he starred in aughts-era Mark Burnett reality slop, could have seen this shitshow coming from miles away. He's always been a grifter and a pig.
Any 18-year-old kid at San Diego already has more military experience under his belt than five generations of Trumps combined by the time he finishes power-walking from the bus to the yellow footprints.







