deskpro2k3 on 04 January 2026
First we're bombing Caracas and capturing presidents. Now Colombia is sending troops to the Venezuelan border after all the chaos down there, and just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, Trump goes on TV saying the U.S. needs Greenland for "defense" and might even go after it like it's a Black Friday sale at Costco.
With ZERO fucks given to how many of our Danish allies he'll need to kill, the pedo president continues to push for an invasion of Greenland. What country's next to be plundered and pillaged on the psychotic shitstain's blood-soaked agenda? Mexico? Canada? pic.twitter.com/po35hIkPtS
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) January 4, 2026
SOON pic.twitter.com/XU6VmZxph3
— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) January 3, 2026
