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CosmicSex on 29 September 2025
It will sell very poorly but Microsoft will claim victory by simply stating that all devices using the Xbox Experience app are Cboxes and so they will flood us with stats that mean absolutely nothing and no one will ever know how many Xbox consoles are sold as they are not allowed to know now. Through some convoluted double speak, we may never even get reporting from Circana.
The information void will allow Microsoft's PR to step in and curate an approved message for the masses that will be repeated by grifters ad nauseam.
