Iron is right, I can speak first hand that the gay agenda has got to me too, it all started last week, there I was, about to get ready to prepare breakfast, I poured my cereals into my bowl, that's when the first sign appeared, my cereal was rainbow coloured! I said to myself "Wtf are these gay colours doing in my cereal!" and threw my bowl at the wall. Taking a moment to calm down I poured myself a nice glass of full fat cows milk like a real man, but it tasted different...This wasn't no full fat cows milk, it was weak pansy soy milk! I rushed to the sink and tried to wash the gay chemicals out of my mouth, I could feel the gay taking control of me, but I got there just in time.
Then, all of a sudden, my Alexa turned on and started playing "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan, I screamed (LIKE A MAN) "ALEXA STOP!" and it responded! It said to me "You can't escape the gay agenda. We're always watching" I was so scared I ran to my bathroom with my bedroom duvet and threw it over my head, trying to drown the gay audio out. Finally after two hours and me pissing myself, the music stopped. I was so relieved. But then I heard a knock at the door, I looked through the peephole, it was just the delivery man. Then I opened the door, and that's when it happened.
It wasn't no delivery man, it was Disney's Men in Rainbow, they broke into my house, pinned me down and started shouting at me "You will accept the gay agenda! You will be gay!" I shouted "NO! I'M A MAN! A STRAIGHT MAN! YOU CAN'T BREAK ME! as they poured RAINBOW SKITTLES down my throat, I tried to scream out to my neighbour as I watched the Disney agent slowly close my front door, and another say "Alexa...Play ‘Y.M.C.A.’ by Village People" and it was over.
Iron has broken me free temporarily but it won't be long, I can feel their influence clawing back into my head. Oh God...Alexa is playing on its own again, Gay Bar by Electric Six. It's too late for me, I can hear Axum banging on my door telling me to open up, but you can still save yourselves. Cancel your Disney+ Subs! Avoid the rainbow food, it's gay chemicals! Drink full fat milk and none of that gay soy milk shit! Always wear headphones whenever you're outside, you never know when they will play their gay mind control music! And...
Last edited by Ryuu96 - on 13 September 2025
