Best/worst pickup lines

[VAMatt]

I once watched a drunk white dude in my neighborhood, circa 1996, try to pick up a chick with "yo, yo, yo shawty. You look dope, yo." She (and all the rest of us) laughed in his face. He was wasted drunk, so i dunno if he processed the embarrassment in the moment. But, we all talked about it for years, and he sure was embarrassed after the fact. Didn't often show his face after that.