Will we get Nintendo Selects for the Switch 1?

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Pyro as Bill said:

Yes. It's called Nintendo Online and it's cheaper and has way more value than offerings from other "game" companies.

You get to play those timeless games that still match or surpass current gen offerings but with amazing new features for free/ridiculously low price. You might have to wait 20 years for DS and Wii selects if you're too spoilt to buy used + an upgrade pack but Switch selects will be there eventually.

Pyro as Bill said:

Time + 2nd hand hardware = "Selects"
Real Nintendo fans want upgrades not discounts.

Is this some form of satire? (sorry, you can never be sure in the internet)