Hilarious wrong predictions

[SanAndreasX]

Vodacixi said:

You can always count on Patcher's predictions for a good laugh:

https://mynintendonews.com/2014/09/06/pachter-believes-nintendo-will-abandon-hardware-and-will-go-third-party-next-gen/

As one poster here once said, if Pachter predicted that the poster would live a long life, he'd go out and spend his life's savings on hookers and blow because he would assume that he was dying.