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The Art of the Deal is so genius we can't possibly comprehend it.

  • Makes trade deal with Canada and Mexico in first term, calls the same trade deal a terrible thing in the 2nd term and gets into a tariff war with Canada and Mexico because you're mad at the deal that you created.
  • Rips up Iran nuclear deal in the first term, gets mad and threatens to bomb Iran in the 2nd term for not being part of the nuclear deal.
  • Gives Russia a dozen concessions, bends over backwards for them, asks for a ceasefire, Russia says no, concede to a limited ceasefire, Russia breaks it.
  • Threatens Canada so much it helps provide a boost to the liberals.
  • Unite Greenland's political parties in hatred of America.
  • Push all your allies away through threats.

Don't worry though, all is well in America.

Last edited by Ryuu96 - on 30 March 2025