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the-pi-guy said:
BFR said:

Here's another option for them:

PLUSPLUS

Now they can charge their devices while eating lunch.

Then it starts a fire, burns down the nearest buildings, causing 100's of millions in damage. Now everyone's wondering why we didn't go for a higher quality option. 

Put the picnic table far enough from the building, say 50 ft, so that if it does catch on fire, it won't spread to the building. Attach a fire extinguisher to the table.