I got an Xbox 360 in 2006. The thing asked me to create an online account and choose a name. I didn't care, I just wanted to play Gears of War. So I chose random and it spit out OdinHades. I just rolled with it and used it for anything else, lol. So basically Microsoft gave me my username.
Official member of VGC's Nintendo family, approved by the one and only RolStoppable. I feel honored.