The Nintendo Switch will sell 146mil LTD. Nintendo will completely end all production by next month b/c they need to use all resources in producing NSW2. M&L Brothership and DKCRHD will be canned for NSW and ported to NSW2 in 8k resolution (via blowing up the screen, no AI upscaling b/c Nintendo is "too good" for AI). NSW2 will launch at $1,000 on December 25th, 2024, in order to celebrate Christmas. The launch title will be Animal Crossing New Horizons Remaster, Super Mario Odyssey Remaster, F-Zero (like what they did with Mario All Stars on the Wii), and The Legend of Zelda: Scars of the Heart (a modded version of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom which features Kratos, Spiderman, Astro Bot, and Master Chief. This'll be the closest thing we get to Smash Bros until 2028). Nintendo will also launch a creator program which strictly prohibits any online discourse, advertisement, or gameplay of Nintendo products from prior to NSW2. Nintendo will then drop out of the console market and end all game development starting on January 31st, 2025. This is b/c the NSW2 only will have sold 10mil units in its first month, which is far below Nintedno's expectation of 100mil in its first month. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom will then be ported to Xbox One, PS4, PS3, PS2, and Nintendo 3DS. They will then resume production of NSW units, hoping to save their business, and the NSW will start selling like hot-cakes. Pent up demand will cause 28mil NSW to sell during F'26, making NSW the all-time greatest selling video game system ever.
All you naysayers will be proven wrong, and I correct. NSW will become the best selling system ever!!
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