Damn, and I just got an SN580 for my living room PC to replace my terrible Kingston NV2, which was probably the cause of terrible stuttering (so far so good with the SN580). So far so good, i.e. no BSoD, so I hope the issues get fixed before they hit me.
Regarding the first quote, all I hear is 'Kirov reporting' when I see the first picture. Apparently they say a lot more too, but 'Kirov reporting' is the one that's engrained to my brain. I don't know if that's the quote the author is after, but that's all I'm getting.