Jumpin on 21 March 2024
Player A: “I wanna 100% the game!”
Player B: “Don’t. The game isn’t designed for that, you won’t enjoy it.”
Player A: “The option is there! I don’t care if you say it won’t be fun because I wanna see all the game in one go!”
Player A 700 hours later: “This game sucks! Nintendo, please cut half this game and re-release it! It I s too big and lots of repetitive stuff.”
Player B: “Told you so.”
Player A: “I don’t care! I did nothing wrong! The people who love this game are wrong! Nintendo designed the game wrong!”
Player A: “I’m going to read through all the pages in this Choose Your Own Adventure book in one go!”
Player B: 😫
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
