Because when I'm in a wrestling match, one of the main things I do is climb a ladder so I can do a flip through a glass table. Maybe the shattering glass will fly up and blind my opponent.
I mean, the fact he hurt himself is one thing, but this was indeed more "Jackass" than pro-wrestling, given the lack of kayfabe logic--unless his gimmick changed to "bonehead" since the last time I saw AEW.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.