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A unicorn.  I would name myself Unicorn Jones and be the straight unicorn who hangs out with the gay boy and gay unicorns on planet unicorn.  (I'd get all the straight girl unicorns because all the other male unicorns are gay) Tom Cruise, Heyyyy



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.