| mjk45 said: Who are you ? I remember Jizz Beard the Pirate from the days when VGChartz was a haven for all kinds of pirates and scum till the Government decide to clean the place up and hired some scurvy ridden dogs flying under the banner of Mangey old dogs of the Sea or Mods for short, but unable to defeat the mighty Jizz they then dealt a cowardly blow by outlawing his Holy name showing themselves to be gasp horror! moral campaigners a far lower breed than even used car salesmen, TV evangelists or even snake belly ticklers. So if you are indeed he whose name is taboo, my question is how did you reclaim your birthright was it by brutally dispatching your imposter in front of the mods before drowning and suffocating them in Jizz, or (I know dignified isn't a word to be associated with either of us still I'll ask the question), was it a more dignified Please can I have my name back routine that consists of slowly thumbing through a list of personal messages and constantly stopping accompanied by lots of crude gestures and pointing while grinning madly . |
| Jizz_Beard_thePirate said: I sailed the 7 seas in search of the legendary conch that would force the Government to give me my old name back by telling me which whores they slept with so I could blackmail them while stealing their unsatisfied wives for my Krakens personal pleasure. But alas, it was a trap set by the lusty mermaids that wanted my Jizz all for themselves! After battling them for several years and finally escaping, I came back to this sanctuary abiding my time now that the old guard have gone, slowly dropping subtle hints to give me my name back like a squid slowly wraping its tentacles around an unsuspecting Japanese school girl. Eventually the good lord named CGI agreed to give me my old name back and thus I have returned to my former self! |
