I heavily disagree with everything you said. Literally everything. I can taste the salt emanating from your post.
That said I just got Metroid Prime Remastered and will jump into it once I'm done with my playthrough of the Dread mode.
And your post sounds like you've never played Metroid Prime before.
Legend11 correctly predicted that GTA IV will outsell Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I was wrong.