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 Wrote this on another forum a few days ago.

"I gave all 3 John Wick films a go. I don't get why these are liked. They're all the same and all stupid. He is supposed to be this badass but barely survives every time and also moves like a 60-year-old man because Keanu is. Every bad guy is a moron and decided only to shoot him when 2 feet away and Wick does some close combat gun fu. Anytime you see an obvious moment where they can be clever. They don't. There is a moment in the first one where they sorta lure Wick to Willem Dafoe's house after killing him and Wick walks in the front door. Bad guys watch from across the street then leave. I thought they would set it up to blow like an action film to trick him. No. the bad guy just walks away and dies from someone else. These are really stupid films. 3rd one he gets shot multiple times and falls off a building and hits a metal railing then the street. If you don't die from that about every bone is broken. No not him. Fuck this. You don't do this unless you're a Terminator or Michael Meyers. "



Bite my shiny metal cockpit!