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Happy birthday! Congratulations is in order. I will take it upon myself to welcome you to the over-thirty couch in the basement of the party we call life. Yeah, it's not so "hip" over here. Not so "cool". Yeah, we occasionally get mocked by the under-thirties at the party while they're dancing around and grinding against one another like orangutans in heat with their perfect skin and bodies made of steel. But it's okay. They don't realize how silly are, and we do. Plus, our generation's games (and everything else) were better than their's... so jokes on them!

;)