1. I have hair.
2. I breathe oxygen.
3. I may or may not have voluntarily or forcefully contributed towards social security.
4. I may or may not have voluntarily or forcefully contributed towards 401k.
5. I think almond butter, blackberry jam sandwiches are superior to peanut butter grape jelly sandwiches.
6. I have 4 blood uncles, 1 blood brother. So I had lots of men in my life before marriage.
7. I now have a wife and two daughters, so womenfolk be running crazy up in this joint now.
8. Big Fish is my second favorite movie of all time.
9. Epstein didn't Kill himself.
10. I have not looked at water the same way again ever since I watched Dr. Strange love.
11. I love to ski and be in the mountains.
12. I think cotton socks are simply the worst, especially for athletes.
13. Espresso is better than coffee.
