Some Canadian humor to lighten up the thread:
BREAKING NEWS: Ahead of massive winter storm, Ontario empowering families to self-gauge how much snow is falling, will not be measuring total snowfall or reporting driving conitions, road closures or accidents.
If you open your door and cannot see the sidewalk or the road, assume you have snow and isolate for 10 or 5, or maybe 14 days.
Plows will be deployed once 30% of cars are in the ditch.
(we don't get notified of Covid in the classroom anymore until 30% of the class has it...)
Just let kids drive, studies show that the majority of accidents occur when adults drive. Therefore children drivers are not contributing to the spread of car accidents.
Two free weather reports per family.
In other news, the government refuses to admit that snow is airborne.
Salt, plows and sanders are being withheld. Ontario is empowering us to use the table salt in our homes. If we run out limited packets of salt will be distributed at selected LCBO's. (liquor stores)
If you would like a ruler to measure your own snow, you can line up at the LCBO.
