When will Switch pass Wii?

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SanAndreasX said:

The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for Nintendoland. When the Switch hits The Wall next week and completely collapses, the tears of Nintendo fans will flow like the rains in the Great Flood.

Buy stock in Kimberly-Clark now, cause Kleenex will be the top seller in the next VGChartz update.

Sorry, Switch fans. I just don’t want you to be too disappointed next week. 

All we heard was Nintendoland and disappeared into a haze of chemical induced nostalgia stupor.