30 - The best game on a new console. Also, don't look up rule 34 of the female lead, you'll find a lot of admittedly sexy art.
- The game was released this year and is the newest entry on my list.
23 - The main villain turns out to be...An Alien! don't worry, you're not in Kansas anymore.
- Item 1 gets you high. Item 2 makes you go fast. Item 3 looks pretty sweet.
20 - While it's not all a dream, it wasn't real...or is it? A performance, but maybe more.
- If you beat the game, you can start over on New Game Plus with unlimited power items. It might be the first example of NG+
19 - I go after The sponge before the Gator so I can get a more powerful gun early.
- The optional super weapon is from a fighting game. This game is not a fighting game.
17 - Trust me, you don't wanna get the chip sets, because you can only have one at a time, but if you wait until the final levels you can have all four.
- Why in the world didn't the cutting weapon cut the ropes? Why did you have to use some weird electric punch?! Makes no sense.
14 - Was originally the 4th in the series but got a subtitle instead. also, the open-world map allowed for more versatility in its levels.
- Poor dinosaurs must be sacrificed to make better jumps.
10 - This game also features almost all the content and DLC from its previous three iterations, making it a definitive edition of sorts.
- I think it holds the record for most consecutive weeks of DLC. 2,553 pieces of DLC between now and November 2007.
09 - You can't play this game on your fridge's LCD but if you could I'd absolutely buy it. 10 years later and I'm still not sick of this game.
- the joke is that this game has been rereleased on pretty much every console ever and just got its 10-year anniversary.
08 - The polar opposite of the last game in the franchise, which was linear and heavily story-based. this one is open and exploration-based.
- If you do a bad job cooking, it gets censored like Japanese porn.
05 - This game is the reason I got into the Dark Souls franchise, despite not liking it all that much the first time I played it, and it not being a Souls game.
- Starring: Tampons!
04 - I've always loved this game, but Sequelitis made me realize just how amazing this game actually is from a design perspective.
- If you kill the Penguin first, the mammoth's level gets frozen over.
My Console Library:
PS5, Switch, XSX
PS4, PS3, PS2, PS1, WiiU, Wii, GCN, N64 SNES, XBO, 360
3DS, DS, GBA, Vita, PSP, Android