Halo Infinite - Story Discussion - Unmarked Spoilers

[Dulfite]

Ryuu96 said:

Dulfite said:

I'd be fine with any and all paradoxes if Chief and Cortana can be married.

Maybe Atriox should win

More than that, maybe he should wed them. I could see it now:

Atriox: "AND DO YOU... DEMON... HEHEHEHE... TAKE THE CREATED TO BE YOUR WIFE?"

Masterchief: *Agreeable silence.

Atriox: "AND DO YOU... CREATED... TAKE THE DEMON TO BE YOUR HUSBAND?"

Cortana: "Like I've always wanted to... Yes."

Atriox: "THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. YOU MAY NOW DISCONNECT THE COMPUTER CHIP FROM THE VISIBLE SCREEN AND REINSERT IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD."

Masterchief: *does as instructed

*Random combination of humans, Spartans, Covenant, Banished, prophet worshippers, forerunners, and even flood start applauding.