You Wake Up...

[Dulfite]

And find out the following had happened:

Switzerland has declared war on Brazil.

Elon Musk purchased a majority stake in Microsoft.

President Biden fires VP Harris, appoints Ralph Nader to be VP, then resigns himself.

All the grass worldwide has turned blue.

Literally everything on Earth tastes like chicken. Toothpaste, deodorant, grandma's cookies, you name it.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants becomes a murderous cult in Canada.

What do you do? What do you think?