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madman25 said:
Try staying away from soda altogether...You might as well be drinking from a septic tank. Stick with water(and plenty of it) this summer...you will feel much healthier for it...

 

...What?

 

Montana, after a quick google search, I found people saying that soda makes your pee more acidic, which in turns make it burn when you pee.

 

Well at least we know our penises can handle acidic conditions. Someday, when that becomes a necessity, we'll be praising natural selection working in our favor.

Now we just need to think of a name, because "super penis" sounds sorta lame.