New 50 minutes long Nintendo Direct tomorrow

[mjk45]

Dulfite said:

noname2200 said:

Hi, my teacher says I am functionally illiterate. Should I expect this Nintendo Direct to talk in-depth about Metroid Prime 4, Bayonetta 3, Breath of the Wild 2, the new Earthbound game, and the Switch Pro, and is it safe to assume that anything that doesn't show up at this Direct will never exist and that Nintendo ran over my dog?

Ultrashroomz said:

If they don't announce GameCube games for the Wii U, I'm throwing my Switch in the ocean, and boycotting Nintendo forever.

Electronic devices are assembled with many chemicals and metals that are actively harmful to our oceans and wildlife. Please consider eating your Switch instead. Perhaps with some light barbecue sauce to minimize the metallic flavor.

You think oceans exists?

They do I have heard of blue ocean in regard to Nintendo, so I assume  all this talk is about some kind of native ritual that Ultrashroomz is preparing in case the great Direct chosen voice of the Gods, from the realm of the rising suns broadcast from across the ocean makes no mention of magic games from the twilight, and if this happens he will sacrifice his Switch to the Ocean GOD Nintendo hoping it will open a portal for the return of Magic games from the past  even if it means cutting himself off from the Gods.

Last edited by mjk45 - on 17 February 2021