Glad you found it. It reminds me of a 40 year old Eddie Murphy joke:
"Every neighborhood had a kid who always wore a purple shirt, used to run real fast and pick his navel. You know him, don't you?"
I mean, they both vague descriptions even had purple in them. :)
- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."