What do you think you have to do to get to Heaven?

[highwaystar101]

I've narrowed it down to a few key points...

Listen to Slayer, Black Sabbath... in fact any metal as long as it is not Christian.
Get drunk whenever you go out.
Become a pro-active athiest.
Have sex before marriage.

If this were the case I would be a shoe in. But I don't believe in heaven.