noname2200 on 10 September 2020
| Category | #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 |
| AFC East | BILLS | PATS | FISH | JETS |
| AFC North | RAVENS | BUNGLES | BROWNS | STEELERS |
| AFC South | COLTS | TITANS | TEXANS | JAGOFFS |
| AFC West | CHIEFS | CHARGERS | BRONCOS | LAS VEGAS HANGOVERS |
| NFC East | COWGIRLS | EAGLES | GIANTS | WASHINGTON TBDs |
| NFC North | VIKINGS | PACKERS | LIONS | DA BEARS STILL SUCK |
| NFC South | SAINTS | FALCONS | THE OTHER PIRATE TEAM | PANTHERS |
| NFC West | NINERS | SEAHAWKS | CARDINALS | RAMS |
| #1 Draft Pick | BEARS | - | - | - |
| AFC Division Winners | CHIEFS | COLTS | RAVENS | BILLS |
| AFC Wild-Card Teams | PATS | CHARGERS | - | |
| NFC Division Winners | NINERS | SAINTS | COWGIRLS | VIKINGS |
| NFC Wild-Card Teams | SEAHAWKS | EAGLES | - | |
| AFC Divisional Playoffs | Got bored | |||
| NFC Divisional Playoffs | ||||
| AFC Championship Game | - | - | ||
| NFC Championship Game | - | - | ||
| Super Bowl LV | RAVENS | SAINTS | - | - |
| Super Bowl Winner | The NFL | - | - | - |
