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Bofferbrauer2 said:
SanAndreasX said:

A square of toilet paper would be worth more than that. 

I do believe the diploma you get is larger, so your assessment is not true; you can wipe more of your ass with the diploma than just one square of toilet paper.

Now if you said 3 or 4 squares...

Yes, but the paper the diploma is printed on isn't exactly absorbent, either, nor is it textured for removing fecal matter from your booty hole. It would take several wipes before you felt clean, and it wouldn't be very comfortable, either. So it's kind of a wash there.