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I have no interest in it directly, but may want to buy it to impress women.

She could spin the crank that makes Mario jump around, then I come in with my giant BJ Blazkowicz doll from Wolfenstein 2 and SMASH everything. Or vice versa. Then nature takes it's course.



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."