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RolStoppable said:
It has been a while since I last posted here on the topic of corona. Today restaurants opened again in Austria, albeit in limited capacity with every second table supposed to be left empty for the purpose of distance between customers.

I've actually not watched the news in about two weeks because I couldn't be bothered. I assume that things have improved over time and that's good enough.

More than a month ago our Bundes-Basti (a.k.a. chancellor) said that soon every Austrian will know someone who died from corona, but I don't even know someone who was infected with it. Very disappointing, because I had one or the other person in mind who I wouldn't have minded to go to the other side.

COVID-19 is very reminiscent of the refugee crisis. That one had fearmongering that the refugees would take our homes, our jobs and most of all, our women. I had been with my girlfriend for six years, but it turned out that none of the refugees wanted her, so I am still stuck with the bitch.

It can still happen ;)

Austria waited long enough to open things back up, however Austria is trending up again.
May 5th was the lowest 3 day average in reported cases at only 29 new cases a day.
Currently it's back up to a 3 day average of 59 new cases per day.
Small numbers, yet representing a 140% change week over week.

Soon is relative, this shit can go on for years :/

Covid is not a good bet to get rid of your girlfriend, unless she's actually a 80+ obese old guy with diabetes.