Super Mario Titles to be released on Switch for Mario's 35th Anniversary

[Pyro as Bill]

RolStoppable said:

Pyro as Bill said:

Usually when people get slower, fatter and find it difficult to walk in a straight line, we call them alcoholics not super.

Here on VGC Mario's agility in 3D games (or rather his lack thereof) was coined the American Fast Food Syndrome.

They should give him a mobility scooter in the next Mario Kart.