Return of the Living Dead 3, for best zombie movie that isn’t on anyone’s short list for Best Zombie Movie.
I hope this doesn't come across as snarky, but ROTLD 3 was not only the worst zombie movie I've ever seen, but one of the worst films, period. I was kinda rattled by how bad it was. I had to talk to people about it, just to be consoled.
I remember seeing a VHS copy of it on the video store shelf a few months after watching it, picking it up, looking at the front and back of the box, and feeling a sense of wonder as waves of negative energy washed over me while flashes of the movie danced in my mind.
Chinese food for breakfast