The weirdest one I got was from something called "Scotshia Bank" - it was some English speaking robot. I think they were trying to say Scotland Bank and that they were taking me to Federal Court if I didn't contact them on some weird foreign number. Kind of funny, but scammers need to try harder. Otherwise, most I get are in Mandarin or Cantonese, I don't understand them.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.