ironmanDX said:
Too late for apologies. I'm now a climate denier and a flat earther who has now fully devoted themselves to Pastafarianism. |
Welcome to the club. I like to go with what I call the Valhalla and Midgard model. We sit on a giant tree (probably made of pasta, the perfect substance: similar but not identical to God) and await the final battle at the end of time between the giants and gods, or updated to match current language: angels and devils.
So, creation: In the midst of the gap between the primordial realms of Niflheim - a land of ice - and Muspelheim - a land of fire - a great giant formed, and with him, millions of ice and fire giants who owned the lands. Scientists who uncovered ancient bones cake up with a conspiracy to call them the dinosaurs! These giants obviously needed food, and so they all drank from the utter of a giant cow: thus proving the dairy industry must stay. Anyway, global warming happened from the milk drinking and Niflheim shrank more, but this created more living space and the god Buri was born. He had children and grandchildren, among them the god Odin and his two brothers Vili and Ve (Or Willie and Wes in the modern Engel tongue).
Ymir was king of the ice giants. Odin decided to war upon said ice giants, and as his army he chose his two brothers, Willie and Wes. While was busy drinking milk out of a giant cow utter, and the trio of gods slowly butchered him mercilessly! His blood SPILLED upon the world! DROWNING IT! KILLING THE DINOSAUR GIANTS!
WHEN IT WAS DONE, HE TOOK THE MUSCLE OF YMIR AND MADE THE EARTH! HIS BRAINS THE CLOUDS! His skull the dome of the firmament.
Odin CRUSHED his enemies! And the proof is that no more ice or fire giants exist in the land. Neither Atheists nor agnostics can explain this.
Their only argument against this theory “Why the giants were so stupid as to allow the gods to survive several generations and then destroy them?” Easily answered, their brains were nothing clouds. Argument SMASHED like the straw stuffed scarecrow that it is!
The evidence is all there. Also ICP made me believe in miracles.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
