Record Temperatures

[Jumpin]

Barozi said:

Jumpin said:

I used to believe in global warming. It was clear that the temperature was rising all the way to early August. But then something happened and it has clearly been falling every single month since then, thus disproving science bitches. Sometimes science is a liar!

I bet people in the Southern Hemisphere would disagree.

If anyone is an expert on the Southern hemisphere it's me. They claim that's where the third world and Australia reside; countries where the truth of their existence is questionable at best!

Third world? That's where all them liberal drugs (crack, smack, and meth) come from because they don't like good conservative drugs like Xanax, Adderall, Viagra, and Oxycontin. Australia? That's where England shipped its murderers and burglars! They're as dishonest down there as a cowjacking hollorang swiggin grit alcohol and snatchers up at 3:00 am knifeslingin on a Tuesday night out rootin, tootin, and prostitutin'!

Explain to me why in LA California the average temperature is 35 degrees in 1936 and yet the average temperature in Greenbay is only like 16.3 in 2016? Somethin be mighty fishy if you talkin to me.

And let me tell you about that crack. I got sucked in by the liberal press! "I never did drugs" they says. "I don't need drugs to have a good time!" they continues. Well, little Jumpin didn't understand why he never had a good time, so that led me to do drugs! I really did 'em! Opened my eyes, now I can't stop telling stories that don't go anywhere.