It actually doesn't look that premium in the flesh. Maybe just because it's a prototype?
You took the words out of my mouth. Looks like an old CPU or a locker, in fact. But yeah, it's most likely because it's a non-commercial release.
My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first.