| CaptainExplosion said: Is it wrong to masturbate when you've got a girlfriend? |
It's her job to masturbate you, why would you bother having a girl friend to begin with if you are going to do it yourself? What is she even there for, what's the point?
Also this cultural habit that humans have to "get in a relationship" is absolutely bizarre to me. Why would anyone want to have someone else occupying their living space? Are you in such a hurry to see your fridge get emptied twice as fast? Do you really need someone else touching your belongings, do you really need to have only half the space for your belongings as she'll obviously take space for hers? Why would anyone want someone else to have a key to their home etc...
So many things that make no sense in human culture, so many questions, so few answers.
