Justin Trudeau and Melania celebrate their first anniversary. And he wrote a song for her:

Donny doesn't know,
That Melania and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still she’s on her knees, and...

Donny doesn't know, oh.
Donny doesn't know-oh.
So vote out Donny!
Donny’s outta luck,
Donny is a cuck.
SO VOTE OUT DONNY!

Melania says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping.

Cause Donny doesn't know,
Donny doesn't know,
Donny’s outta luck,
Donny is a cuck.
So don't tell Donny.
Donny doesn't knoooooow....
VOTE OUT DONNY!

I can't believe he's out Trumping,
While I'm right behind you humping.

Melania's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Donny doesn't know,
Donny’s outta luck,
Donny is a cuck,
Vote out Donny.
Cause Donny’s gotta go,
Donny’s gotta goooooo....
SO VOTE OUT DONNY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Donny doesn't know,
Donny’s gotta go,
Donny doesn't knoooooow....

The parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Donny is a cuck,
Donny is a cuck.

I did her on his birthday.

Donny gotta go,
Donny is a cuck,
Donny gotta go,
Donny is a cuck,
Vote out Donny.
Donny’s gotta goooooo....

Donny’s gotta go,
Donny is a cuck,
Donny's gotta go,
Gonna tell Donny,
Gonna tell him myself.

Donny has to know,
Donny has to know,
Donny has to,
Donny has to,
Donny has to go!

Donny gotta go,
Vote out Donny,
Donny gotta go,
Vote out Donny,
Donny’s gotta go...
Donny's gotta go!



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.